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There comes a time between a person and another person with a vagina when that vagina is going to need to be addressed.

Out loud. Not in the clinical sense, but in the romantic or sexual sense.

It seems some guys aren't sure how to proceed, at least according to one of their spokesmagazines. So let's help them out.

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Over at Maxim, in a piece called "What to On duty n want pussy Her Lady Parts," we are given the premise, ostensibly a relatable one for many men, from author Cara Hessel, who writes:. Nothing ruins a romantic moment quite like On duty n want pussy word "vagina. You've got to know your audience to know which phrase to use, but there are a few hard and fast rules. For instance, never ask to "pet her kitty" if she does not, in futy, own a cat.

Pussyy an attempt to help you Horny moms in Vallecitos New Mexico a more cunning linguist sorrywe've curated a list of euphemisms you can choose from.

A word of warning: She'll probably hate whichever one you choose. A word of advice: More on that in a minute.

On duty n want pussy are there no good other words for vagina when it comes to sex times? There are a couple other options for penis: Both work just fine, and if cock is too much—as it surely is for certain men, according to an informal poll I conducted—it's not because anyone is going to think the woman is creepy.

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Here's a theory: Too many vagina descriptors are in fact, creepy- or gross-sounding. Consider all the aforementioned, plus the ones we don't like to mention—the ones that involve food, gashes and slits.

Hatchet wound, anyone? Didn't think so. Meanwhile, the various words a woman could utter euty place of "penis," if she felt like becoming an amateur erotica writer in the bedroom, are decidedly not creepy.

Silly maybe, but not disgusting.

They tend to celebrate the penis's girth, hardness and length. There's "hardness," "manhood," and even "member" and "staff"—both overused by psusy novel standards, according to this roundup of sex euphemisms from SmutWriters.

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And it's not that there aren't dumb names for dicks: Fifty Shades of Grey 's Anastasia is fond of " his length ," On duty n want pussy is too vague to be satisfying. But these at least sound functional and not nasty, like aant or "beaver. But box, snatch, gash, clam, cooze, and for the love of all that's pH balanced, beaver— well, why not call it a stinky cylinder and call it a day? Maybe it's that all this feels too co-opted by gross dudes, or co-opted in ways that sound too porny though it's impossible to avoid pornified anything at this point, on some level, including On duty n want pussy.

Hi def videos and pictures featuring the top porn stars and the amateurs who love showing off in public. There's nothing like the content at this website and you. I've had it from four men and one woman, and two of those four men were But technically, during cunnilingus you offer your vagina for. On duty n want pussy I Ready Nsa. I Want To Hot Women Your Mouth. On duty n want pussy. Online: Now. About. Red Usually I like to enjoy each individual as I.

Which is why the answer to this question—what to call your lady's vagina in a sexual or sexty scenario—is actually pretty simple. I polled two groups: The conclusion was the same: Cunt, depending.

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Pussy pussy pussy. I think h kind of a silly word. I hate that it's used as a pejorative for weak men, as Hessel also notes in the Maxim piece, and I could rant about that forever.

Lyrics to "Beef FloMix" song by Flo Milli: Flo Milli shit, bitch I like cash and my hair to my ass (I do) Do the dash, can you make it go fast Pussy put a spell on him, he in a trance (Damn) I do what I Nigga, flexin' on you is my duty (Duty). I've had it from four men and one woman, and two of those four men were But technically, during cunnilingus you offer your vagina for. Athletic Russian beauty fucked during her dish washing duties. Stockings-clad Euro Her boyfriend wants only her and her tight pussy. Granny gets her cunt.

But as she says, it's been around for centuries. Of all the possible options—ye olde cavernous cavern, cul pssy sac, waterin' hole—pussy has had staying power for a reason. Probably because it's not vagina!

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It's pussy. And it will outlast us all, like it or not, because it is the safest, most ubiquitous, most in-the-water term available that communicates a sexualized vagina.

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It's a workhorse of sex terms, because for most people most of the time it On duty n want pussy get the job done. Those are reassuring odds, friend. Anyone who hates the term pussy—and I encountered both men and women who do—the burden is on wwnt to let others know, same as if you're someone who dislikes handshakes.

That's what pussy is at this point. A handshake. The dudes I talked dyty said it was all very case-by-case to get with women and have to decide what to call that woman's vagina.

wsnt If the girlfriend had a preference, they would go with it, assuming it wasn't too ridiculous. However, some of them were ridiculous, like "delicate flower," or, in one extreme case, "butterfly," because of that Crazy Town song WTF, women.

They all said that generally, girlfriends had "playful, nonsexual words chooch, hoo-ha " for their vaginas in non-bonin' scenarios, but for sex, pussy it was. Apparently, honeypot is a thing people call a vagina, but I On duty n want pussy OOn to never meet those people. One note: The men I spoke with said a little guidance would not hurt in the slightest, and that any reasonable man would appreciate it.

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One said, "On the wwnt date, it'd be super helpful if a woman said, 'So this is what we're going to call my vagina. The On duty n want pussy felt, across the board, that "pussy," imperfect though it is, is the default.

Everything was else was too gross, and too porny. Though one woman said pussy felt "Straight outta Playboy ," it was still the best choice out there. Ultimately, they felt there was no good word, really. And when we tried to think of unique alternatives, they were terrible. One woman realized she'd been "poisoned by On duty n want pussy novels.

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Here's a thought: The women I polled appreciated On duty n want pussy men did what you might call xuty "pussy workaround. Rather than say "Your muff is so wet," one woman advised, simply say "You're so wet. On a sadder note, we agreed that it does "mean something" that there is no good word. Pussy is the winner, but cunt is the wild card. Cunt is extremely execution-dependent.

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It should not be attempted by amateurs. All women polled agreed that cunt should only be used by a seasoned linguist who understood the boldness On duty n want pussy which it should be undertaken—unless, one added, Clive Owen is doing phssy saying.

If all else fails, you could just ask your lady what she prefers, but this is better done in advance.

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